"Do you mind if I open this tweezer and see if it works?" Yes, I mind. That is just gross. What if you don't want it? Should I let someone else buy your used tweezers?
Phone call; "I know you close at 9 but I am on my way could you maybe stay open until I get there? I really just need some gel for my hair." Of course we will stay open for you, I have only been working for 10 hours and would love nothing more than to stay open an additional 30 minutes so you can purchase $2.99 hair gel. Would you like me to prepare a nice snack and a latte for you to have when you get here as well? NO NO NO NO NO, go to Walgreen's, they are open 24 hours. Jackass.
More of a statement than a question; "Of course you wouldn't know what I was taking about. You are a white girl." Really? Then why even bother wasting my time? It's not my fault. I was born this color.
"Do you like working here?"
Usually
"But don't you feel like you are wasting your potential?"
No, I never thought about that, thank you for pointing that out to me "girl in a Perkins uniform", now excuse me while I go home and contemplate this while drinking copious amounts of alcohol and crying.
"Do you sell insert random product here?"
No I am sorry, we don't
"Why?"
To frustrate you.
I get this question at least five times a day.
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