Body Jewelry part 2

"he he, uhh, how much is this belly button ring?"

"$9.99"

"Whoa."

"Are they all like, the same size?"

"Well, they are all the same gauge, 14, is that what you mean?"

"uhh, yeah. I think. My girl just lost the top ball on her belly button ring and I need to get her another one. Do you sell just the balls?"

"No, sorry we don't."

"Huh, well I wonder if this will fit."

Me attempting to be helpful, "Well, most shops will pierce a navel with a 14g so any of these should be ok, where did she get it pierced?"

"heh, uh, a basement."

Riiiiiight.

"I am not sure then what she needs."

"Well if it doesn't fit can I return it?"

"No, all sales on body jewelry are final."

"What if I don't open it?"

"No."

"What if I just take it out to the car and hold it up to her belly button to see if it looks like it will fit and if not I bring it right back?"

"Sir, the second you take that piece of jewelry out of the store it can not be returned."

"Uhhhh, why?"

"Health code."

"Lame."

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"So do you want to purchase it?"

"Yeah, whatever, it's only ten dollars."

End scene.