Body Jewelry part 3

"Do you have any longer tongue rings?"

"This is all we have."

"I am getting my tongue pierced tonight and I heard it swells so I need a longer one right?"

"Well, typically your piercer should be able to provide you with the correct size jewelry."

I know where this is going, but I don't want to believe it.

"Yeah, I have to get my own jewelry."

"You are not getting it done in a shop are you?"

"No, but my friend is almost a professional."

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"So do you think this one would be long enough?"

"I have no idea. I would really recommend getting it done in a shop."

"I don't have an I.D. and I don't want to wait."

"Well, it's your face. It's your call."

"These are sanitary right?"

"Sure."

Friend of customer, "Girl, I think you should wait to get it done right, I don't think this is a good idea."

"I don't want to wait though."

"Maybe you should listen to your friend."

"Nah, I will just take this one, it will turn out ok right?"

"That will be $10.72, good luck."