Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hair follicle testing

"I need something that will totally bleach out my hair."

"No, something that will totally destroy everything in my hair, I have a hair follicle test coming up."

Awesome.

"Hey I have a question for you?"
"Okay?"
"...Does cocaine affect my hair?"
No, not at all. It also doesn't affect your health, fertility, sanity, financial situation, relationships, ability to reason or be sane...also, I believe it recently became legal . That and crack, heroin, meth, etc. What the fuck? Is this actually happening?

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